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8:01pm July 25, 2014

danbutt:

danbutt:

what do you call a bee that produces milk?

there’s no such thing it’s probably just jerry seinfeld in a bee costume trying to get you to suck his nipples again

7:01pm July 25, 2014

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

6:51pm July 25, 2014

ppaction:

The Affordable Care Act’s preventive care benefit guarantees no-cost birth control in every plan. Here’s how you can get it. (via Cosmo)

12:29pm July 25, 2014

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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12:29pm July 25, 2014
  • adults: so what do you want to do with your life?
  • me: i just wanna [OPENING GUITAR RIFF OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S "I'M NOT OKAY"]
12:27pm July 25, 2014

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

11:19am July 25, 2014

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

11:15am July 25, 2014

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

11:02pm July 24, 2014

yrrard:

gfmaveragefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

11:01pm July 24, 2014

prouvairepoet:

orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

arabcourfeyrac:

les mis au where everything the same except instead of red and black they sing “tell m more” from grease. 

who’s asking cosette though

[deep valjean voice]

tell me more

tell me more

11:00pm July 24, 2014

chairhiro:

reichenbachtrip:

flymyass:

Who is this man? Mackling at my more,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more

quoth the rapper

macklemore

10:59pm July 24, 2014